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Friday, February 26, 2010 Photobucket

.__.

while watching american idol,

dad: hey! that guy looks like zac efron from high school musical!

me: ..........what?! how'd you know zac efron?! and high school musical?!

maybe, just maybe, my dad has been watching the disney channel.

and he scolds me for watching spongebob!

hypocrite!

ps i really think blogger should have more colours to choose from.

Thursday, February 25, 2010 Photobucket

the belated holiday post

random moments of my awesum possum trip, begins now :D (and yes, i had a frickin' heck of a time there)

okay first things first, i was in terengganu -_-

yeah, we found out a day before the trip that we weren't going to kuantan actually. pffffshyt.

we stayed in Awana Kijal, and i seriously recommend it to anyone going to terengganu.

the rooms were not too bad- the bed and the pillow(!!!) was omgaaawsh so comfortable

the swimming pool was.. ok la- the water wasn't too clean actually, a lot of leaves and twigs. but the plus side was that it had a mini playground, like the one in sunway lagoon heeheeh

the beach was.. omg so darn AWESOME- seriously! it was clean! and cold! so awesome when your feet are burning in the burning hot sand D:

anyway. on the way to somewhere on Day 1,

random conversation between aunties in the bus:

bus conductor: uhm the uncle sitting beside the emergency escape door.. if you fall asleep, please be careful that your hand does not press on the door handle ok?

his wife: pfft! you don't need to worry about that. when he falls alseep, i will open the door handle and kick him out!

my mom: no no no! you take his wallet first, then you kick him out!

-_-

hehe loook at my cousin x)

so we stopped by a few pointless stops, like the Lembing Meseum which was about the history of bijih timah @____@ there were many, many models of what they used to get the bijih timah, and my mom was curious enough to look inside them. and we found kittens sleeping! how cute is that! :}

oh and there were a LOT of beetles outside the meseum =_= and my brother, being the professional photographer wannabe he is, moved a beetle around and was bitten by it :P

king: make sure the beetle is smiling ah...!

and we went to see Pak Ali's gasing skills and his hugeass monkey -_-

heheh my family's so cute eh.

ladeedadah. so after all that we were on our way to the awesum possum hotel. and we sang along to Adam Lambert(or adam no bird, if you prefer) in the bus :D yeah, the oldies in my family are that cool.

on Day 2, during breakfast(which is not served after 10) we were trying to get yeeng, who was still happily sleeping. after many many many phonecalls, at 9.48 am she called back, saying

"eh do you know that they don't serve breakfast after ten?! D:"

-__________________________________-

so yes. after breakfast we went to the beach! oohlala. the beach :D'

we all took jump shots, but this was the only succesful one @_@

and guess who took it? :DD

it was one activity after another, i think we all died a lil' that day:

1) Jogging by the beach, which was.. just.. totally.. refreshing.

2) We drove ATVs! go google it, it's so cool :D

3) Cycling! we cycled to the golf track(which we weren't supposed to) and the sprinklers were on. and we were all dying of heat. hehehehheheh :)

4) Water polo in the pool. you should see my uncle playing water polo, seriously .___. he cheats, a lot!

my brother had the ball, and none of us could get it from him, you know how short we are. so my uncle went under the water and pulled his pants down x) hilarious.

5) Swimming, and playing at the kids' pool. mmmmmmmm :)

oh and i flied a kite! for the first time ever :D

i seriously hope that that isn't the height difference between us =_=

the afternoon of Day 3 was spent with all my cousins, on the beds in my room, watching Tinker Bell the movie.

"the mouse's name is Cheese?"

"it must be.. it comes every time we call it!"

hahahahhaha so cute.

oh i swear my family needs chili padi at every meal -_-

we were at Bukit Tinggi for dinner, and there were no chili padis cause the workers there didn't have time to cut them. so my aunty just ordered for the whole chili padi and ate it =_=

yeah, i think i'm done here. insert satisfied smile here

i ran out of stupid things to say.. yes it is possible ok. shut up.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010 Photobucket

boring blogger much.

hello! i just got back from a tummy yummy dinner at fatty crab, with egbert, julian, bob, nigel, jireh, and kayjen :) scott tie frickin' ditched us =_=

and the amusing thing is that this whole hey-let's-have-dinner-at-fatty-crab thing started out because of scott! cause egg and i were wondering how badly scott would cry if he had the crabs and well.. we wanted to see that and make fun of him la, so we planned this whole dinner thing -_-

yes scott, you suck. but it's ok we'll forgive you once you've bought us our subway :}

so in the end we couldn't see scott cry, but i swear every 5 seconds you can hear a sniff or moan(most of 'em were from egbert) xD

anyway, a big THANK YOU to ong kay jen who has been sending me around lately with her awesome chinamen driving :D more oreo-crush chocolate flavoured ice blended bubble tea awaits you at tropicana city mall :)

which, by the way, is like shopping heaven for cheapskates like us :D'

oh yeah and kayjen x weili = bimbo⁴

@______________@

okay if i have fulfilled my duty to bore my readers so i shall attempt to finish my LA now.

tartar! ;D

bah!

but for that to happen...

we need a CAR.

please and thank you -_-

Monday, February 22, 2010 Photobucket

why you should always talk things out first x)

Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night.

You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case....I'm gone.

Signed,
Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work.

Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week...and actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl"... but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted.

My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,

Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister 'Carla'...was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you.

Sunday, February 21, 2010 Photobucket

wth!

EIRENE CHOW WORE A *in her words*: DR- look it's a hippo =DDDD

oh come on.

is there anyone who is around my age and still a dress virgin?!

:((((((((

Sunday, February 14, 2010 Photobucket

sexy legs ;)

hello, hello :D

i will be back on wednesday, don't miss me too much.

until then i will be enjoying the blissful holiday i've been craving for God knows how many months ago on a land far, far away :}

..okay fine i'm just going to kuantan but imma gonna have a heck of time there ;D

..with these two dungus :)

goodbye, lovelies!

EDIT:

aunties: waaaah! so big already horrr! soo prettyyyy alreaadyyy!

brother: aunty aunty! me also right! i soo hensem alreadyy! :D

hahahahah x)

:D weili.

Thursday, February 11, 2010 Photobucket

it's a

warm fuzzy nice feeling :)))

Scott says:
*not appropriate for the younger readers 0:]*!

egbert says:
scott kicked another durian i think

ps my friends love me! mwahahahha

ps2 i so totally trashed scott ;D

Monday, February 8, 2010 Photobucket

i'm trapped between the walls, underneath the ceiling

*i'm just updating for the sake of egg @_@*

HELLO how are all of you

we had very disgusting chicken for lunch today-

cold chicken soaked in jelak-fying batter swimming in peas.

this is so amusing ;D

so i wont stay inside

no more no more

it cannot wait

to go, outdoors

there's no need to come and hide

lets go explore

it feels so great

let's go, outdoors

anyway i love all of you have a great week have something to tickle your tummy ladeedadeedah :)

i'm gonna go off now before i say something stupid.

BYE! :D

Wednesday, February 3, 2010 Photobucket

rant?

this kinda reminds me of alycia :S

ummmmmmm. i guess i've been kinda quiet(online) lately.

our(tie, egg and i) daily online conversations have become not.. daily anymore D:

Scott says:

GUESS WHAT!

yesterday i was eating durian

and i accidentally kicked a durian

Egbert says:

scott

a durian ain't a football .

and another one:

Scott says:

WEILIO!!!

it sounds like a cereal

Weili O's

Egbert says:

tiny weili in cereal boxes.

Scott says:

haha

and if ur lucky u get a mudskipper plushie in the cereal box

hahah these two so jakun.

- - - - -

oh bm class yesterday wasn't too bad. i liked what i did with abby:

Selamat pagi ini DJ Abigail dari FREAK FM. Hari ini saya akan menemu bual Weili, seorang pelatih singa di surkus.

So, apakah nama singa kamu?

oh, nama singa saya Lion O:)

waaah, interesting-nya nama tu. bagaimanakah kamu menjaga Lion?

beri makanan.. bersenam Lion- beri dia bersiar-siar di hutan kecil yang berdekatan... macamtu.

ohhh, so apakah stunts yang kamu buat dengan Lion dalam surkus?

hm. stunt yang terkenal ialah saya akan masukkan kepala saya ke dalam mulut Lion.

eee, tak busuk ke? D:

sangat busuk lah :S

hahahah. oh saya mendapati tahu bahawa Lion akan ke China. Kenapa?

Lion akan ke China untuk satu breeding program.. saya sangat sedih lah. kena berpisah dengan Lion..

mmm. so apakah yang kamu akan buat, selepas Lion pergi?

saya akan melatih satu ikan paus kecil untuk perform di surkus.

ohhhh, okay. well, semoga berjaya! :D

lol :D

and the day before i did a 'forum' with joseph and lauren about.. Sponge Bob Square Pants x)

"oh, saya suka itu.. ikan bintang yang bodoh :D"

but to be honest i HATE bm classes ok. i can't believe i pay for that crap. it's such a waste of time i swear =_____=

- - - - -

lemme tell you about my new year's resolution! :D

okay it's a little late now but whatever.

i have resolved to.....................

CHEW MORE.

HAHAHHAHAAH i'm serious okay. it's good for you!

- - - - -

um. crap. i'm using too many bimbotic emoticons :S

speaking of which..

contrary to popular belief, I AM NOT A BIMBO OKAY.

teacher lizzie: "excuse me! i will not have a class of bimbos and sluts!"

- - - - -

hahah. oh, on friends exposed(on facebook) i was asked who is the one friend i can act stupidly with. that's when i realized that i can act stupidly with, EVERYONE -_-

ok i think i just contradicted myself....

ARGH whatever.

bye.

WAAAAAAAAO so colourful.

hahah, for a 'quiet' person i sure have a lot to say.

oh, he starts work tomorrow o.O


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D:" -__________________________________- so yes. after breakfast we went to the beach! oohlala. the beach :D' we all took jump shots, but this was the only succesful one @_@ and guess who took it? :DD it was one activity after another, i think we all died a lil' that day: 1) Jogging by the beach, which was.. just.. totally.. refreshing. 2) We drove ATVs! go google it, it's so cool :D 3) Cycling! we cycled to the golf track(which we weren't supposed to) and the sprinklers were on. and we were all dying of heat. hehehehheheh :) 4) Water polo in the pool. you should see my uncle playing water polo, seriously .___. he cheats, a lot! my brother had the ball, and none of us could get it from him, you know how short we are. so my uncle went under the water and pulled his pants down x) hilarious. 5) Swimming, and playing at the kids' pool. mmmmmmmm :) oh and i flied a kite! for the first time ever :D i seriously hope that that isn't the height difference between us =_= the afternoon of Day 3 was spent with all my cousins, on the beds in my room, watching Tinker Bell the movie. "the mouse's name is Cheese?" "it must be.. it comes every time we call it!" hahahahhaha so cute. oh i swear my family needs chili padi at every meal -_- we were at Bukit Tinggi for dinner, and there were no chili padis cause the workers there didn't have time to cut them. so my aunty just ordered for the whole chili padi and ate it =_= yeah, i think i'm done here. insert satisfied smile here i ran out of stupid things to say.. yes it is possible ok. shut up. 8:37 PM · Wednesday, February 24, 2010 boring blogger much. hello! i just got back from a tummy yummy dinner at fatty crab, with egbert, julian, bob, nigel, jireh, and kayjen :) scott tie frickin' ditched us =_= and the amusing thing is that this whole hey-let's-have-dinner-at-fatty-crab thing started out because of scott! cause egg and i were wondering how badly scott would cry if he had the crabs and well.. we wanted to see that and make fun of him la, so we planned this whole dinner thing -_- *yes scott, you suck. but it's ok we'll forgive you once you've bought us our subway :}* so in the end we couldn't see scott cry, but i swear every 5 seconds you can hear a sniff or moan(most of 'em were from egbert) xD anyway, a big THANK YOU to ong kay jen who has been sending me around lately with her awesome chinamen driving :D more oreo-crush chocolate flavoured ice blended bubble tea awaits you at tropicana city mall :) which, by the way, is like shopping heaven for cheapskates like us :D' oh yeah and kayjen x weili = bimbo⁴ @______________@ okay if i have fulfilled my duty to bore my readers so i shall attempt to finish my LA now. tartar! ;D 10:00 PM · bah! but for that to happen... we need a CAR. please and thank you -_- 12:18 AM · Monday, February 22, 2010 why you should always talk things out first x) Dear Wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night. You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case....I'm gone. Signed, Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work. Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week...and actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl"... but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99... After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister 'Carla'...was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you. 10:49 PM · Sunday, February 21, 2010 wth! EIRENE CHOW WORE A in her words: DR- look it's a hippo =DDDD oh come on. is there anyone who is around my age and still a dress virgin?! :(((((((( 10:32 PM · Sunday, February 14, 2010 sexy legs ;) hello, hello :D i will be back on wednesday, don't miss me too much. until then i will be enjoying the blissful holiday i've been craving for God knows how many months ago on a land far, far away :} ..okay fine i'm just going to kuantan but imma gonna have a heck of time there ;D ..with these two dungus :) goodbye, lovelies! EDIT: aunties: waaaah! so big already horrr! soo prettyyyy alreaadyyy! brother: aunty aunty! me also right! i soo hensem alreadyy! :D hahahahah x) :D weili. 11:43 AM · Thursday, February 11, 2010 it's a warm fuzzy nice feeling :))) Scott says: not appropriate for the younger readers 0:]! egbert says: scott kicked another durian i think ps my friends love me! mwahahahha ps2 i so totally* trashed scott ;D* 11:21 PM · 12:09 AM · Monday, February 8, 2010 i'm trapped between the walls, underneath the ceiling *i'm just updating for the sake of egg @_@* HELLO how are all of you we had very disgusting chicken for lunch today- cold chicken soaked in jelak-fying batter swimming in peas. this is so amusing ;D so i wont stay inside no more no more it cannot wait to go, outdoors there's no need to come and hide lets go explore it feels so great let's go, outdoors anyway i love all of you have a great week have something to tickle your tummy ladeedadeedah :) i'm gonna go off now before i say something stupid. BYE! :D 11:25 PM · Wednesday, February 3, 2010 rant? this kinda reminds me of alycia :S ummmmmmm. i guess i've been kinda quiet(online) lately. our(tie, egg and i) daily online conversations have become not.. daily anymore D: Scott says: GUESS WHAT! yesterday i was eating durian and i accidentally kicked a durian Egbert says: scott a durian ain't a football . and another one: Scott says: WEILIO!!! it sounds like a cereal Weili O's Egbert says: tiny weili in cereal boxes. Scott says: haha and if ur lucky u get a mudskipper plushie in the cereal box hahah these two so jakun. - - - - - oh bm class yesterday wasn't too bad. i liked what i did with abby: Selamat pagi ini DJ Abigail dari FREAK FM. Hari ini saya akan menemu bual Weili, seorang pelatih singa di surkus. So, apakah nama singa kamu? oh, nama singa saya Lion O:) waaah, interesting-nya nama tu. bagaimanakah kamu menjaga Lion? beri makanan.. bersenam Lion- beri dia bersiar-siar di hutan kecil yang berdekatan... macamtu. ohhh, so apakah stunts yang kamu buat dengan Lion dalam surkus? hm. stunt yang terkenal ialah saya akan masukkan kepala saya ke dalam mulut Lion. eee, tak busuk ke? D: sangat busuk lah :S hahahah. oh saya mendapati tahu bahawa Lion akan ke China. Kenapa? Lion akan ke China untuk satu breeding program.. saya sangat sedih lah. kena berpisah dengan Lion.. mmm. so apakah yang kamu akan buat, selepas Lion pergi? saya akan melatih satu ikan paus kecil untuk perform di surkus. ohhhh, okay. well, semoga berjaya! :D lol :D and the day before i did a 'forum' with joseph and lauren about.. Sponge Bob Square Pants x) "oh, saya suka itu.. ikan bintang yang bodoh :D" but to be honest i HATE bm classes ok. i can't believe i pay for that crap. it's such a waste of time i swear =_____= - - - - - lemme tell you about my new year's resolution! :D okay it's a little late now but whatever. i have resolved to..................... CHEW MORE. HAHAHHAHAAH i'm serious okay. it's good for you! - - - - - um. crap. i'm using too many bimbotic emoticons :S speaking of which.. contrary to popular belief, I AM NOT A BIMBO OKAY. teacher lizzie: *"excuse me! i will not* have a class of bimbos and sluts!" - - - - -** hahah. oh, on friends exposed(on facebook) i was asked who is the one friend i can act stupidly with. that's when i realized that i can act stupidly with, EVERYONE -_- ok i think i just contradicted myself.... ARGH whatever. bye. WAAAAAAAAO so colourful. hahah, for a 'quiet' person i sure have a lot to say. oh, he starts work tomorrow o.O 10:29 PM ·