chookapow!

Thursday, October 28, 2010 Photobucket

howcanthisbe?!

dot, they no like the derts :(

melwall took it down from her wall :(

annie no smile his super awesome braces smile :(

BUT WE WILL DRAW MOREE >:)

chang chang, changity chang shoobop!

it'ssah
MISTA MONKH TIMEE

yaaaaaaaay!

yeah you are a man alright,

even in the midst of my girlyness :)

yipedeedoodaah

Tuesday, October 26, 2010 Photobucket

winter song- sara & ingrid

this is my winter song to you

the storm is coming soon

it rolls in from the sea

is love alive?

a lil' bit of wisdom for ya

752. SOMETIMES FEELING BLUE IS INEVITABLE.

759. DO NOT HAVE SEX, BECAUSE YOU WILL GET PREGNANT… AND DIE.

760. CARING MORE ABOUT SOMEONE THAN THEY CARE ABOUT YOU WILL ALWAYS END IN HEARTACHE.

761. HANGOVERS ARE LIFE’S WAY OF RUBBING THE STUPID THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT IN YOUR FACE EVEN MORE.

763. OCCASIONALLY, DISTANCE DOESN’T MAKE THE HEART GROW FONDER - IT MAKES ONE PERSON REALLY PISSED OFF AND THEY START TO HATE YOU.

764. GETTING A TATTOO OF A PEACE SIGN OR SOME SORT OF BUTTERFLY DESIGN YOU FOUND ON GOOGLE IMAGES IS GOING TO MAKE YOU ABOUT AS UNPREDICTABLE AND ORIGINAL AS AN AVRIL LAVIGNE SONG.

768. YOU ARE GOING TO COME ACROSS WAY MORE ASSHOLES THAN YOUR OWN SOONER THAN YOU’D THINK.

771. SLEEPING AT A DECENT HOUR ON A FRIDAY NIGHT DOESN’T MAKE YOU ANTISOCIAL OR WEIRD; IT MAKES YOU LOGICAL.

772. BLOGGING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT INSTEAD OF BEING OUT WITH FRIENDS ON THE OTHER HAND - MAY MAKE YOU A SLIGHT BIT ANTISOCIAL AND WEIRD.

773. IF YOU DON’T LIKE SOMETHING, CHANGE IT. IF YOU CAN’T CHANGE IT, CHANGE THE WAY YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

774. IF YOU SPENT THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU SPEND CREEPING THAT BOY/GIRL’S FACEBOOK PAGE AT THE GYM, YOU’D BE HOT ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE EVEN BETTER.

782. CALIFORNIA GIRLS ARE JUST AS FORGETTABLE AS EVERY OTHER GIRL. DON’T LISTEN TO KATY.

785. THE ONLY REASON OPPOSITES ATTRACT IS BECAUSE WE DON’T WANT SOMEONE AROUND TO REMIND US OF HOW PATHETIC WE ARE.

786. WHEN THERE’S CAKE, THERE’S HOPE; AND THERE’S ALWAYS CAKE.

787. IF YOU CAN’T SPOT THE CRAZY PERSON ON THE BUS - IT’S YOU.

789. IF YOU REALLY WANT SOMEONE TO REBLOG YOU, CREATE A POST WITH ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: REFERENCES TO HARRY POTTER, POKEMON, A PICTURE OF A PRETTY GIRL IN A FIELD, ANYTHING CAT RELATED.

neverland

oh peter pan now a man

you leng zhai

i like 8D

i am a loser and i am not ashamed.

4.07am

relieved that my work of the day is done,

i sleep in peace.

7.25am

but alas the alarm calls for my eyes to be open,

and i grumble as i pee.

and boy do i have a lot of pee.

11.00am

as the day goes by my lack of sleep

is turning me more and more into a

Pissy Missy.

11.27am

the authorities do not appreciate the

Pissy Missy attitude

and command that i follow the rules

without making a sound.

11.28am

naturally i do not listen

and fight for my rights

of having an undisturbed education.

11.29am

however

the fatigue causes me to lose the battle,

i am defeated again..

12.45pm

..and again

3.38pm

i am home with a cup of coffee

and a pile of the Neverending Homework.

reluctantly i proceed to it.

4.32pm

my eyes decide to be tired,

my stomach decides to be noisy

so i decide to take a break and watch an episode of Monk.

4.47pm

my crayon is sad

because i chose to watch Monk

rather than to use it to doodle on Bubbles

5.26pm

studying continues

but i daydream about the episode-

Mr. Monk and the Odd Couple

until it is

11.00pm

i realize i have wasted a lot of my time

and that i will have to stay up again,

to finish my work.

and the cycle continues on....

until one day...

i turn into a

ZOMBIE

with no other body parts, just a hand.

a mighty hand.

Sunday, October 17, 2010 Photobucket

Cheng Chan Mind Blowingness

intro:

KABOOOOOOOOOM FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT PLOPPPPPP plitty poop plitty poop ARBEIT MACHT FREI

oh dorothy

how i love you

your skin blue like the sea

always down with the flu

OH WEILI

HOW I LOVE U

HOW FACE GREEN LIKE PEE

ALWAYS TALKING BOUT THE SEA

oh dorothy

how i love you

you so fat, hee

and smell like poo

oh weili

i love u so

eventhough

u look like ur 5 years old

oh dorothy

i love you so

i'll make you pots of tea

which you will bimbo-ly blow

oh weili

i no love you

like i love you

yesterday

oh dorothy

please hold on

i need to more than pee

if i hold it in my butt will be torn

oh weili

do u not understand

i'm leaving

and never coming back

oh dorothy

i sure do understand

you're leaving to cry

but not leaving our band

Oh weili

i veli tired

but i still wanna play

and eat space french fries

oh my dotty poo

your face bigger than my shoe

drowning in chicken stew

as you watch blues clues

oh my weili monster

the 2nd daughter

always shorter

than the drawer

ohhh my dinkel bell

you love making

them go through hell

with your lovely singing

oh my willy wanker

always the fatter

but also the cuter

of the midget country

oh justin biebah

we love you so

your yucky blondness

makes us go

"baby baby oh oh oh!"

oh cheng cheng

as we end the song

it must go with a bang

so LET'S GO SEE KING KONG

at work on friday:

british woman: May i ask you, my little darling, something?

me: yeah, sure!

british woman: Do you have any salt?

Wednesday, October 13, 2010 Photobucket

kaboom

*teacher daisy in the middle of the road, walking*

me: oh! that's teacher daisy!

dad: what? teacher lazy?

*vic walking to the other side after school*

me: BAI VIC!

dad: did you just call her a PIG?!

*in church, stoned, thinking bout disney movies*

me: one daaaaaaaay, my princeeeeeeee will comeeeeee..
joshuah: hey! i'm already HERE.

ok back to work.

Thursday, October 7, 2010 Photobucket

loooool

Phenolphthalein

(pronounced /ˌfiːnɒlfˈθeɪliːn/)

hahahha thanks, wikipedia. that sureee helped :p

Wednesday, October 6, 2010 Photobucket

epicness

CHEEEEEEEEEESECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

Tuesday, October 5, 2010 Photobucket

dot's wise words

"soooo, overall how would you describe your experience with the talent show?"

"too Christian to be true."

mmmmmmmmnnnngggggggg

omdh imma SICK of lifepacs.

i came online to wikipedia some stupid chemistry thing but i just realised i have spent one hour on the internet.. and i haven't been on wikipedia.

oompa loompa.

screw it i'm going to jog now :@

labalala2


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SOMETIMES FEELING BLUE IS INEVITABLE. 759. DO NOT HAVE SEX, BECAUSE YOU WILL GET PREGNANT… AND DIE. 760. CARING MORE ABOUT SOMEONE THAN THEY CARE ABOUT YOU WILL ALWAYS END IN HEARTACHE. 761. HANGOVERS ARE LIFE’S WAY OF RUBBING THE STUPID THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT IN YOUR FACE EVEN MORE. 763. OCCASIONALLY, DISTANCE DOESN’T MAKE THE HEART GROW FONDER - IT MAKES ONE PERSON REALLY PISSED OFF AND THEY START TO HATE YOU. 764. GETTING A TATTOO OF A PEACE SIGN OR SOME SORT OF BUTTERFLY DESIGN YOU FOUND ON GOOGLE IMAGES IS GOING TO MAKE YOU ABOUT AS UNPREDICTABLE AND ORIGINAL AS AN AVRIL LAVIGNE SONG. 768. YOU ARE GOING TO COME ACROSS WAY MORE ASSHOLES THAN YOUR OWN SOONER THAN YOU’D THINK. 771. SLEEPING AT A DECENT HOUR ON A FRIDAY NIGHT DOESN’T MAKE YOU ANTISOCIAL OR WEIRD; IT MAKES YOU LOGICAL. 772. BLOGGING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT INSTEAD OF BEING OUT WITH FRIENDS ON THE OTHER HAND - MAY MAKE YOU A SLIGHT BIT ANTISOCIAL AND WEIRD. 773. IF YOU DON’T LIKE SOMETHING, CHANGE IT. IF YOU CAN’T CHANGE IT, CHANGE THE WAY YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 774. IF YOU SPENT THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU SPEND CREEPING THAT BOY/GIRL’S FACEBOOK PAGE AT THE GYM, YOU’D BE HOT ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE EVEN BETTER. 782. CALIFORNIA GIRLS ARE JUST AS FORGETTABLE AS EVERY OTHER GIRL. DON’T LISTEN TO KATY. 785. THE ONLY REASON OPPOSITES ATTRACT IS BECAUSE WE DON’T WANT SOMEONE AROUND TO REMIND US OF HOW PATHETIC WE ARE. 786. WHEN THERE’S CAKE, THERE’S HOPE; AND THERE’S ALWAYS CAKE. 787. IF YOU CAN’T SPOT THE CRAZY PERSON ON THE BUS - IT’S YOU. 789. IF YOU REALLY WANT SOMEONE TO REBLOG YOU, CREATE A POST WITH ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: REFERENCES TO HARRY POTTER, POKEMON, A PICTURE OF A PRETTY GIRL IN A FIELD, ANYTHING CAT RELATED. 10:50 PM · neverland oh peter pan now a man you leng zhai i like 8D 10:42 PM · i am a loser and i am not ashamed. 4.07am relieved that my work of the day is done, i sleep in peace. 7.25am but alas the alarm calls for my eyes to be open, and i grumble as i pee. and boy do i have a lot of pee. 11.00am as the day goes by my lack of sleep is turning me more and more into a Pissy Missy. 11.27am the authorities do not appreciate the Pissy Missy attitude and command that i follow the rules without making a sound. 11.28am naturally i do not listen and fight for my rights of having an undisturbed education. 11.29am however the fatigue causes me to lose the battle, i am defeated again.. 12.45pm ..and again 3.38pm i am home with a cup of coffee and a pile of the Neverending Homework. reluctantly i proceed to it. 4.32pm my eyes decide to be tired, my stomach decides to be noisy so i decide to take a break and watch an episode of Monk. 4.47pm my crayon is sad because i chose to watch Monk rather than to use it to doodle on Bubbles 5.26pm studying continues but i daydream about the episode- Mr. Monk and the Odd Couple until it is 11.00pm i realize i have wasted a lot of my time and that i will have to stay up again, to finish my work. and the cycle continues on.... until one day... i turn into a ZOMBIE with no other body parts, just a hand. a mighty hand. 9:44 PM · Sunday, October 17, 2010 Cheng Chan Mind Blowingness intro: KABOOOOOOOOOM FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT PLOPPPPPP plitty poop plitty poop ARBEIT MACHT FREI oh dorothy how i love you your skin blue like the sea always down with the flu OH WEILI HOW I LOVE U HOW FACE GREEN LIKE PEE ALWAYS TALKING BOUT THE SEA oh dorothy how i love you you so fat, hee and smell like poo oh weili i love u so eventhough u look like ur 5 years old oh dorothy i love you so i'll make you pots of tea which you will bimbo-ly blow oh weili i no love you like i love you yesterday oh dorothy please hold on i need to more than pee if i hold it in my butt will be torn oh weili do u not understand i'm leaving and never coming back oh dorothy i sure do understand you're leaving to cry but not leaving our band Oh weili i veli tired but i still wanna play and eat space french fries oh my dotty poo your face bigger than my shoe drowning in chicken stew as you watch blues clues oh my weili monster the 2nd daughter always shorter than the drawer ohhh my dinkel bell you love making them go through hell with your lovely singing oh my willy wanker always the fatter but also the cuter of the midget country oh justin biebah we love you so your yucky blondness makes us go "baby baby oh oh oh!" oh cheng cheng as we end the song it must go with a bang so LET'S GO SEE KING KONG 3:51 PM · at work on friday: british woman: May i ask you, my little darling, something? me: yeah, sure! british woman: Do you have any salt? 3:25 PM · Wednesday, October 13, 2010 kaboom teacher daisy in the middle of the road, walking me: oh! that's teacher daisy! dad: what? teacher lazy? vic walking to the other side after school me: BAI VIC! dad: did you just call her a PIG?! in church, stoned, thinking bout disney movies me: *one daaaaaaaay, my princeeeeeeee will comeeeeee..* joshuah: hey! i'm already HERE. ok back to work. 12:07 AM · Thursday, October 7, 2010 loooool Phenolphthalein (pronounced /ˌfiːnɒlfˈθeɪliːn/) hahahha thanks, wikipedia. that sureee helped :p 9:37 PM · Wednesday, October 6, 2010 epicness + = CHEEEEEEEEEESECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE 12:09 AM · Tuesday, October 5, 2010 dot's wise words "soooo, overall how would you describe your experience with the talent show?" "too Christian to be true." 10:31 PM · mmmmmmmmnnnngggggggg omdh imma SICK of lifepacs. i came online to wikipedia some stupid chemistry thing but i just realised i have spent one hour on the internet.. and i haven't been on wikipedia. oompa loompa. screw it i'm going to jog now :@ 10:20 PM · labalala2 12:00 AM ·