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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 Photobucket

Will be gone for 3 days,

and i hope more than anything else that camp will be okay.

or perhaps even, enjoyable.

i hope more than anythingggg else that i've done something right over here, for once.

see this here?

this forced smile

i made it for you

come smile with me too

let's sit and grin

'til it sinks in

help me out, work it out

i'm not the only one

Sunday, August 29, 2010 Photobucket

one of my pet peeves

dad: weiliii come down here.

me: uhm i'm busy.. is it really important?

dad: yes, faster, now.

downstairs

me: ya?

dad: this banana's skin is peeled already. so you need to eat this one now.

-i hate it when people interrupt me when i'm alone watching a movie -_-

grumble rumble

I am so hungryyyyyy

but i have no dinner.

for the 829379283th time.

sick of this maaaaaaaaan.

ha-ha now i am turning my blog into a twitter :D

to you(s):

i am trying to help you.

but it won't work if you are not going to try to

frickin'help yourself.

Thursday, August 26, 2010 Photobucket

i love photoscape :)

hahahaha she really does look like Big Bird :D

so okay, you guys saw these pictures of me being a weirdass on fb awhile ago. and now i will give the explanation i owe ya'll.

I joined a talent show.

called I've Got Talent.

stupid name.

cause the winners didn't have talent aslkdjalskdjsl

ha-ha yeah i know right ;p no i didn't join it alone. i had my good ol' guitar buddy with me- Dot. The one who looked like Big Bird with my gigantic Fat Man Shirt and her pink tights. I'm the one in spongebob peejays.

sooooooooooo how did it happen huh. well we were supposed to be practicing for worship ha-ha-ha but decided to goof around and there you go! a fantastic new nonsensical duo called Fingernails and Chalkboards :) no actually that was a name we just used for the dungdung talent show we dunno our actual name yet.

So we finished the song in less than 15 minutes, then i said,

"HAHA imagine if we joined I've Got Talent with this"

"........hey! we should!"

"...are you serious."

mmhmm as simple as that. then we revised the song, put in funny extras, such as getting the school to chant with us at one part, playing each other's guitars, taking a huuge sigh from chorus to bridge, inserting cool rock-ish guitar thingy, having a spongebob outro...mmhmm, auditioned, passed, figured out harmonizations, practiced, practiced, played in front of the whole school, and then suddenly we were on stage playing our guitars, embarrassing ourselves, in front of this big hall of homeschoolers.

in the toilet, changing into our apek costumes before our turn:

*stares at ourselves in the mirror*

"oh em gee..."

"are you regretting this?"

"uhm.. a little bit.."

"...me too."

we didn't win. but it was okay, cause we weren't aiming to. we already decided from the beginning that we have already won, by braving ourselves to join a talent show(cause both of us aren't those singing type who would), summore with our kind of song. however, we really didn't expect to lose like that.

the judges gave the prize to these two autistic guy singers who sang Don't Stop Believing by Glee, which, i(and a lot of other people) feel that it shouldn't have been that way. sympathy points, pfft. i'd give a special mention or at the most a runner-up prize, never the grand prize. not like that @_@

T. Lizzie: how did they win?!?! that wasn't even gleeful at all!

you should've seen the chempaka pj guys when the winner was announced. they immediately stood up and started cursing the judges, things like "the judges @#$#! deaf wun ah?!?!" "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE JUDGES?!?!" "THEY'RE DEAF F@#! LA!" while those who actually joined, supposedly to feel anger and disappointment, just sat back and let the guys do all the work and swearing. quite funny loh.

btw we weren't even runner-ups -_- hahahahaha. i wanna go talk to the judge who actually came up to me and said, "hey! you two were very good, really! very good!". grr.

ladeedadaaaah, finally, this is our song:

The Ukulele Polka-dotted Song

i like smiley faces and waggly tongues

i like drawing stupid things like my sister

did you know that monkeys like peanut butter

and that whales have lots of blubber

i dared her to join, 'I GOT TALENT!' cause 'SHE GOT TALENT!'

we've never done this before

we're nervous and careless

but we couldn't care less

cause we're here to kick your oops, uh-oh!

chorus

i wrote this song with my friend

she's an alien in disguise

i called her on my telescope

she took me to eat

space french fries!

verse

i saw a yellow dinosaur

it must have had a lot of paws

i saw a hand print on the wall

it must have belonged to someone tall

we're going on a roadtrip

to an orphanage in seminyih

everyone thinks we're flipped

we're really just psychedelic chicks

chorus

cause human fries are unhealthy

they make you dumb and ugly

like the whale with lots of blubber

it will make you

fatter!

bridge

we're from chempaka pee jay

trying to have some fun

we hope you won't think we're dumb

we just had too much

human fries!

Since then people have asked us for our lyrics, singing our song, singing along with us, i certainly think we made an impression :D

we actually have a camp version of the song now, cause both dot and i are the presidents for camp comm. we'll make it the camp theme song yah? :)

we have composed more songs since,

you'll see us again very soon ;D

oompa loompa oofta loofta

the last two are my fav :D

call me obsessed and laugh at me,

but i really want a whale tee, hee. HAHA.

whale teehee.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010 Photobucket

truth is

i apologize for the lack of updates recently,

i have, a crazyyyy load of things to do.

wait till camp is over. i'll blog then. thanks.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010 Photobucket

pfft

"mom says it's because she has PMS."

".....and.. do you know what is that?"

"dad, i'm eleven already. i know what it means! it's pissed-at-men syndrome."

OHHHHHHH YEAH.

Song of the Selfish

The monkeys are too busy staring

Into the mirrors they have made

They're combing their fur

They're trying too hard

To remove those tainted stains

Sing contentious

Sing covetous

Sing oh, world

Look at you

Don't bother to try

Try to perfect your reflection
if you haven't figured it out, this song is about selfishness, a noun that i can't stand anymore, but seems to be growing. it's not about JUST being selfish materialistically, y'know.

you're just too comfortable.

I wrote you a song, it's called Bitch in the Uniform.

Sunday, August 8, 2010 Photobucket

teeheehee

i am going to break up with him tonight.

and get back together five minutes after, just because

i want to fall in love all over again.


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I joined a talent show. called I've Got Talent. stupid name. cause the winners didn't have talent aslkdjalskdjsl ha-ha yeah i know right ;p no i didn't join it alone. i had my good ol' guitar buddy with me- Dot. The one who looked like Big Bird with my gigantic Fat Man Shirt and her pink tights. I'm the one in spongebob peejays. sooooooooooo how did it happen huh. well we were supposed to be practicing for worship ha-ha-ha but decided to goof around and there you go! a fantastic new nonsensical duo called Fingernails and Chalkboards :) no actually that was a name we just used for the dungdung talent show we dunno our actual name yet. So we finished the song in less than 15 minutes, then i said, "HAHA imagine if we joined I've Got Talent with this" "........hey! we should!" "...are you serious." mmhmm as simple as that. then we revised the song, put in funny extras, such as getting the school to chant with us at one part, playing each other's guitars, taking a huuge sigh from chorus to bridge, inserting cool rock-ish guitar thingy, having a spongebob outro...mmhmm, auditioned, passed, figured out harmonizations, practiced, practiced, played in front of the whole school, and then suddenly we were on stage playing our guitars, embarrassing ourselves, in front of this big hall of homeschoolers. in the toilet, changing into our apek costumes before our turn: *stares at ourselves in the mirror* "oh em gee..." "are you regretting this?" "uhm.. a little bit.." "...me too." we didn't win. but it was okay, cause we weren't aiming to. we already decided from the beginning that we have already won, by braving ourselves to join a talent show(cause both of us aren't those singing type who would), summore with our kind of song. however, we really didn't expect to lose like that. the judges gave the prize to these two autistic guy singers who sang Don't Stop Believing by Glee, which, i(and a lot of other people) feel that it shouldn't have been that way. sympathy points, pfft. i'd give a special mention or at the most a runner-up prize, never the grand prize. not like that @_@ T. Lizzie: how did they win?!?! that wasn't even gleeful at all! you should've seen the chempaka pj guys when the winner was announced. they immediately stood up and started cursing the judges, things like "the judges @#$#! deaf wun ah?!?!" "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE JUDGES?!?!" "THEY'RE DEAF F@#! LA!" while those who actually joined, supposedly to feel anger and disappointment, just sat back and let the guys do all the work and swearing. quite funny loh. btw we weren't even runner-ups -_- hahahahaha. i wanna go talk to the judge who actually came up to me and said, "hey! you two were very good, really! very good!". grr. ladeedadaaaah, finally, this is our song: The Ukulele Polka-dotted Song i like smiley faces and waggly tongues i like drawing stupid things like my sister did you know that monkeys like peanut butter and that whales have lots of blubber i dared her to join, 'I GOT TALENT!' cause 'SHE GOT TALENT!' we've never done this before we're nervous and careless but we couldn't care less cause we're here to kick your oops, uh-oh! chorus i wrote this song with my friend she's an alien in disguise i called her on my telescope she took me to eat space french fries! verse i saw a yellow dinosaur it must have had a lot of paws i saw a hand print on the wall it must have belonged to someone tall we're going on a roadtrip to an orphanage in seminyih everyone thinks we're flipped we're really just psychedelic chicks chorus cause human fries are unhealthy they make you dumb and ugly like the whale with lots of blubber it will make you fatter! bridge we're from chempaka pee jay trying to have some fun we hope you won't think we're dumb we just had too much human fries! Since then people have asked us for our lyrics, singing our song, singing along with us, i certainly think we made an impression :D we actually have a camp version of the song now, cause both dot and i are the presidents for camp comm. we'll make it the camp theme song yah? :) we have composed more songs since, you'll see us again very soon ;D 11:34 PM · oompa loompa oofta loofta the last two are my fav :D call me obsessed and laugh at me, but i really want a whale tee, hee. HAHA. whale teehee. 6:25 PM · Wednesday, August 18, 2010 truth is i apologize for the lack of updates recently, i have, a crazyyyy load of things to do. wait till camp is over. i'll blog then. thanks. 10:06 PM · Wednesday, August 11, 2010 pfft *"mom says it's because she has PMS."* ".....and.. do you know what is that?" *"dad, i'm eleven already. i know what it means! it's pissed-at-men syndrome."* OHHHHHHH YEAH. 10:26 PM · Song of the Selfish The monkeys are too busy staring Into the mirrors they have made They're combing their fur They're trying too hard To remove those tainted stains Sing contentious Sing covetous Sing oh, world Look at you Don't bother to try Try to perfect your reflection if you haven't figured it out, this song is about selfishness, a noun that i can't stand anymore, but seems to be growing. it's not about JUST being selfish materialistically, y'know. you're just too comfortable. I wrote you a song, it's called Bitch in the Uniform. 5:24 PM · Sunday, August 8, 2010 teeheehee i am going to break up with him tonight. and get back together five minutes after, just because i want to fall in love all over again. :) 9:40 PM ·