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i still eat grapes for dinner

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Thursday, August 26, 2010 Photobucket
i love photoscape :)

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hahahaha she really does look like Big Bird :D

so okay, you guys saw these pictures of me being a weirdass on fb awhile ago. and now i will give the explanation i owe ya'll.


I joined a talent show.


called I've Got Talent.
stupid name.
cause the winners didn't have talent aslkdjalskdjsl

ha-ha yeah i know right ;p no i didn't join it alone. i had my good ol' guitar buddy with me- Dot. The one who looked like Big Bird with my gigantic Fat Man Shirt and her pink tights. I'm the one in spongebob peejays.

sooooooooooo how did it happen huh. well we were supposed to be practicing for worship ha-ha-ha but decided to goof around and there you go! a fantastic new nonsensical duo called Fingernails and Chalkboards :) no actually that was a name we just used for the dungdung talent show we dunno our actual name yet.

So we finished the song in less than 15 minutes, then i said,
"HAHA imagine if we joined I've Got Talent with this"
"........hey! we should!"
"...are you serious."


mmhmm as simple as that. then we revised the song, put in funny extras, such as getting the school to chant with us at one part, playing each other's guitars, taking a huuge sigh from chorus to bridge, inserting cool rock-ish guitar thingy, having a spongebob outro...mmhmm, auditioned, passed, figured out harmonizations, practiced, practiced, played in front of the whole school, and then suddenly we were on stage playing our guitars, embarrassing ourselves, in front of this big hall of homeschoolers.


in the toilet, changing into our apek costumes before our turn:
*stares at ourselves in the mirror*
"oh em gee..."
"are you regretting this?"
"uhm.. a little bit.."
"...me too."

we didn't win. but it was okay, cause we weren't aiming to. we already decided from the beginning that we have already won, by braving ourselves to join a talent show(cause both of us aren't those singing type who would), summore with our kind of song. however, we really didn't expect to lose like that.

the judges gave the prize to these two autistic guy singers who sang Don't Stop Believing by Glee, which, i(and a lot of other people) feel that it shouldn't have been that way. sympathy points, pfft. i'd give a special mention or at the most a runner-up prize, never the grand prize. not like that @_@

T. Lizzie: how did they win?!?! that wasn't even gleeful at all!

you should've seen the chempaka pj guys when the winner was announced. they immediately stood up and started cursing the judges, things like "the judges @#$#! deaf wun ah?!?!" "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE JUDGES?!?!" "THEY'RE DEAF F@#! LA!" while those who actually joined, supposedly to feel anger and disappointment, just sat back and let the guys do all the work and swearing. quite funny loh.

btw we weren't even runner-ups -_- hahahahaha. i wanna go talk to the judge who actually came up to me and said, "hey! you two were very good, really! very good!". grr.



ladeedadaaaah, finally, this is our song:


The Ukulele Polka-dotted Song

i like smiley faces and waggly tongues
i like drawing stupid things like my sister
did you know that monkeys like peanut butter
and that whales have lots of blubber

i dared her to join, 'I GOT TALENT!' cause 'SHE GOT TALENT!'
we've never done this before
we're nervous and careless
but we couldn't care less
cause we're here to kick your oops, uh-oh!

chorus
i wrote this song with my friend
she's an alien in disguise
i called her on my telescope
she took me to eat
space french fries!

verse
i saw a yellow dinosaur
it must have had a lot of paws
i saw a hand print on the wall
it must have belonged to someone tall

we're going on a roadtrip
to an orphanage in seminyih
everyone thinks we're flipped
we're really just psychedelic chicks

chorus
cause human fries are unhealthy
they make you dumb and ugly
like the whale with lots of blubber
it will make you
fatter!

bridge
we're from chempaka pee jay
trying to have some fun
we hope you won't think we're dumb
we just had too much
human fries!




Since then people have asked us for our lyrics, singing our song, singing along with us, i certainly think we made an impression :D

we actually have a camp version of the song now, cause both dot and i are the presidents for camp comm. we'll make it the camp theme song yah? :)

we have composed more songs since,
you'll see us again very soon ;D